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Don’t finish too quickly There’s literally nothing more embarrassing than shooting your load after about six seconds and then having to sit watching someone else on the other side of the world frantically do their business in front of you while you experience a feeling of deep self-loathing whilst you’re walking around with all kitchen roll stuck to you with your trousers round your ankles like a half-mummy half-zombie and why does my wife never touch me anymore and I think she’s shagging that man from Domino’s.
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If you’re a lady, you could invest in one of those things that disabled people attach to their heads to type that makes them look like spazzy chickens. ” and “ah Christ sorry there’s someone at the door, I think it’s the fella from the council about the noise, we had a party the other night and it got a bit messy, a man actually overdosed in the kitchen on something and we didn’t find him for a week lol, brb , ;) ” 6.
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